u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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