if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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