So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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