who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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