Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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