READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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