dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Randomize
