We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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