sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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