I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Randomize
