why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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