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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
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