So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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