in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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