Do you still have your period?
She announced her abortion via fbk
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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