Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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