Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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