I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Randomize
