names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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