So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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