Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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