Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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