You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I need to align my fucking chakras
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