omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
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