Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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