At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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