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(609): View more from New Jersey

Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself

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Is this the I'm gay speech?

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(281): View more from Texas

i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets

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(515): View more from Iowa

They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me

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(815): View more from Illinois

Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye

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(801): View more from Utah

I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.

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(303): View more from Colorado

You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...

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(417): View more from Missouri

I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian

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(804): View more from Virginia

If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle

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