I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I'm bleeding and have questions
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