Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
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