Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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