He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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