You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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