But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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