I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Also, beer. Big fan.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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