hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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