This is not my ceiling
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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