We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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