hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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