You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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