but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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