Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
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