Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
3 2 1 whiskey
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
