Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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