Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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