If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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