are you so shy because you have an std?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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