Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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