We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
