Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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