I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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