You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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