doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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