No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
false alarm. still invincible.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
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