I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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