he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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