Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Randomize
